20 Valentine’s Day Cards for SEOs and Advertisers

#1. You must be building links to my heart ’cause I can feel my rankings increase.

#2. Are you an algorithm? Because my rankings are falling for you.

#3. Was your mom an SEO? Because you outrank everyone.

#4. Will you be my rel=”canonical” ?

#5. How about you 301 your boyfriend and let me be your Valentine.

#6. I searched Google for “Angels near me” and that’s how I found you.

#7. I want to add you to my shopping cart so that I can check you out.

#8. Do you have an API? Because I’d love to GET to know you more.

#9. You must be Google Images ’cause you turn my SafeSearch on.

#11. If your love was a keyword, I’d bid on it forever.

#13. I would never 404 your heart.

#14. If I was Google, I’d index you all day long.

#15. I just want you to know, you rank number one for the keyword beautiful.

#16. You make my heart bounce like a bad landing page.

#17. When I first clicked you, I knew it was love at first search.

#18. If I had a keyword for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a manual penalty.

#19. My feet are tired from JSON after your love.

#20. For Valentine’s Day, I got you this search box of chocolates.