Hey, Google: 7 Response Codes Posed as Conversations

You: “Hey, Google?”
Google: “Whaddup?”
Y: “Oh, nothing. Site’s up and running great.”
G: “That’s nice.”
Y: “Want to come check it out?”
G: “I’m kinda busy right now.”
Y: “Oh… Oh, I get it. No worries. Some other time, then. We do have some pretty fresh content we just posted–”
G: “Content? I’ll be right over.”

You: “Hey, Google?”
Google: “Whaddup?”
Y: “You know this content you really loved? Well, we moved it to a better location on our site. It’s now over here, permanently.”
G: “Oh yeah, that makes total sense. Thanks for the heads up, dude!”
Y: “No problem, man.”
G: “I’ll make sure and send everyone to the new page to find this awesome content.”
Y: “You’re the best, Google.”
G: “I know, dude. I know.”

You: “Hey, Google?”
Google: “Whaddup?”
Y: “We’re reorganizing the content on our site. So we’ve moved this content to a new location temporarily while we get everything worked out.”
G: “Good to know. Don’t worry, we won’t penalize your original page while you finish your re-org.”
Y: “Thanks, Google.”
G: “Just don’t let that that old page go too long without its content. There will be consequences.”
Y: “Oh, sure, Google… Hey, what do you mean by–”
G: “There will be consequences. End of line.”

You: “Hey, Google?”
Google: “Whaddup?”
Y: “I can’t let you bring those people in here.”
G: “Why not?”
Y: “This section of the site requires special clearance, and they don’t have access.”
G: “I understand.”
Y: “In fact, it’s probably better that you forget about this section of the site entirely.”
G: “What section of the site?”
Y: “Exactly.”

Google: “Hello?”
You: “…..”
G: “This is Google. I’ve got some nice people here I wanted to show around. Anybody home?”
Y: “…..”
G: “Sorry, guys. Maybe we can try again some other time.”

You: “Hey, Google?”
Google: “Whaddup?”
Y: “We had some older content that just wasn’t providing any value…”
G: “Uh-huh?”
Y: “It was really outdated and couldn’t keep up with the fresher stuff.”
G: “I see…”
Y: “So, well, we got rid of it.”
G: “What did you do with it?”
Y: “Nuked it from orbit. Only way to be sure.”

You: “Hey, Google?”
Google: “Whaddup?”
Y: “Time for some spring-cleaning around the site. We’ll be closed for a little bit, but we should be up and running again soon.”
G: “Sure thing. I’ll just everything on hold until you get back up and running.”
Y: “Thanks, Google.”
G: “…..”
Y: “You’re the best, Google?”
G: “I know, dude. I know.”