Facebook Trying To Trademark The Word "Book"

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Facebook is trying to trademark the word ‘book’? Really? C’mon, man. They already trademarked ‘face’, ‘wall’, and the letter ‘F’. Yeah. The letter ‘F’. Who do they think they are? Sesame Street?!?

From a recent ArsTechnica.com article on this issue:

These days, privacy issues are always in the foreground of Internet news and conversations. At first, it just seemed like Google was getting to know too much about us. But then we decided, “Hey! Let’s tell Facebook even more about ourselves, our lives, and the things we like/dislike. It’ll be okay. I mean, what could they possibly do with our information – serve us better ads?!?” So we gave them everything, and we never looked back.

And now, to add to the fun, Facebook is starting to trademark commons words, and Facebook users are agreeing not to use those words. I use Facebook, so obviously I have agreed to their terms of service. It really boggles my mind. I remember an episode of the TV show ‘South Park’, where the citizens of South Park did not read Apple’s Terms of Service. And of course, Trey and Matt took the episode to a new level of disgusting, all to prove a point about how people will never read legalese. As with most of the issues they address, they nailed it.

To me, the craziest thing about all of this is that – not only has the word ‘book’ has been around for a long time – the word ‘book’ (as a noun) has always been used to refer to a physical, tangible object – a book! Facebook is not a book. It’s a website. You can’t hold it. You can’t touch it. But it is something that nearly everyone uses, so I guess it makes total sense that they are asserting a trademark on the word ‘book’.

I’m interested to see how it turns out.